WELCOME TO....CRETE !!!

 

* Fellow tourists, Do Not visit Crete and Greece in general. Enormous quantities of chemical weapons of the syrian army will be dropped in the sea near Crete island. Do not choose Greece for your vacations because service in greek hotels is amateur-level because hotel owners don't pay for the insurance of their emploees and also they prefer non-professionals to do the job. Fellow tourists, Do Not visit Greece because tavern owners kill dogs by smashing their heads just because they don't want dogs near their taverns. Fellow tourists, Do Not visit Greece because coast-guard kill immigrants instead of rescuing them (learn about farmakonisi). Fellow tourists, Do Not visit Greece, because even in Athens downtown, policemen don't hesitate to open fire, having already injured 2 tourists Closing, dear tourists, Do Not visit Greece because the weather this summer is unexpectably awful the whole season, without sun, strong winds and heavy rains.ΠΗΓΗ     Wonder Jlaw 3